inezt Funny Status Messages

   WHO's GUILTY? Husband and Wife are sleeping. Wife dreaming at night suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back". Husband gets up & jumps out of the window!

   To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful

   I respect you so much I salute you with 1 finger

   Whenever you're talking to someone who is really attractive, the odds of you doing something stupid are multiplied by 100

   let's flip a coin. heads, i'm yours. tails, you're mine

   Dear Heart, I met a boy today.....prepare to shatter

   you will always be the answer, when somebody asks me what I'm thinking about

   Seriously someone has to teach Cupid how to shoot straight

   Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway

   Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.