g Funny Status Messages

   Most people don’t realize this… But, you can eat organic, gluten-free food without telling everyone about it.

   I love hearing “saw this and thought of you”

   Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have big titties and a BIG booty! #Distractions

   Anybody who says they could never conceive of killing another human being just needs to meet more people.

   If you don't like the way I think, simple Unfriend me, as my day, life, won't stop because of it.

   I know a lot of women with A.D.D. (Attention Demanding Disorder)

   search "google gravity" and then click "I'm feeling lucky"!!! :)