deadman Funny Status Messages

   Water polo? How do they prevent the horses from drowning?

   So who is going to go see Jaws 19 in 3d with me tonight?

   Fred Durst is directing a commercial for the dating site eHarmony. If he doesn't use the slogan "Do It For The Nookie" I will be highly disappointed.

   America is no longer the fattest country in the world. That honor belongs to Mexico now. In other news the Twinkie is making an historic comeback. Well played Mexico, Well played indeed!

   I hope one day The Rock opens a restaurant so I can finally smell......What the Rock is cooking.

   Scientists are trying to find new ways to deflect asteroids in case one gets close to hitting Earth. My theory is putting a Cubs uniform on the asteroid would render it incapable of hitting anything.

   It'll be 100 years since the R.M.S Titanic sank in five days. Some of the wealthiest people died that day. It was also Tax Deadline Day? Someone didn't pay their taxes......

   I'm glad thought bubbles aren't visible, or else people would think I'm a complete psychopath,

   Holding ALT and pressing F4 will fix all of your facebook problems...Your Welcome :)

   I quit my job at the compass factory, I just felt like I needed to go in a new direction.