curmudgeon Funny Status Messages

   I would much rather answer silly questions than try to fix stupid mistakes.

   Man with athletic tongue make broad jump.

   Advice from Aunt Fanny: #173 Remember, it's bad luck to be superstitious.

   If a woman answers the door wearing only a see through nightie, is she negligent?

   Wives want a video record of the birth of their child. Husbands want a record of the conception.

   it true that the secret fantasy of a frustrated Amish woman is two Mennonite?

   Women want a man who can read them like a book, so long as he is proficient in braille.

   a woman with loose morals “Frito Lay”?

   Few things are more annoying than someone setting a good example.

   A smart man will buy his wife the finest china, so she won't trust him to touch it.