craig Funny Status Messages

   Before putting any money down on a championship game, always check with the hat makers, they always get it right.

   If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

   You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.

   Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

   Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

   I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

   If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...

   The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

   Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

   Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak...