cindy Funny Status Messages

   FYI: No, I'm not feeling violent.... I'm feeling creative with weapons

   Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out but the only way I can shut the B*tch up is with cookies.

   I think Kid's Lemonade Stands would make more money if they started selling Mike's Hard Lemonade

   Go ahead 'like' my day!

   If you're good looking and you know it click the 'LIKE' button.

   If at first you don't succeed drink lots of Margaritas and blame that on your inadequacies.

   put your hands in da air and wave 'em like you just don't care 'cause it's Friday!

   With the "You've Won The Nigerian Lottery" to these "Libido Sex Pill Enhancer" emails I should be leading quite the life.

   If God had wanted Mexicans to rule the world he wouldn't have invented Tequila ~ Happy Cinco De Mayo