chuckg Funny Status Messages

   getting a little fed up with politics. I'm thinking about joining that Long Island Iced Tea Party movement.

   called Rick Astley last night to see if I could borrow some of his Disney Pixar dvds. He said "sure, no problem, you can have anything you want", but I'm pretty sure he's never gonna give me "Up."

   will never be able to enjoy a nice chianti again thanks to Hannibal Lechter. He totally fuched it up for me.

   Don't you just hate how you finally get Christmas all put away and it's already time to put up the Martin Luther King decorations??...?

   a little upset about this potential ban on four loko. Aren't they aware that breakfast is the most important meal of the day?

   never knew they mined for chili. You learn something new every day.

   's school bus was so short, they had to put two fat kids in the back to keep it from tipping forward.

   thinks farmville is o.k. but pharmville is a blast.

   's steadfast refusal to consume his meat has proven to be a significant impediment to his acquisition of pudding.

   no terrorist, but he has blown up his underwear a time or two.