bumpz Funny Status Messages

   this status update is dedicated to all the status-less people out there, stay strong

   in a recent poll asking if illegal immigration is a problem...A: yes 20%, B: no 10%, C: no comprende 70%

   girls should come with a carfax

   Walmart, because going to Target requires a shower

   80% of people have a brain, the other 20% are in my friend list clicking on spam as we speak

   whenever I get tired of being single I take a dump on myself, to remember what its like to be in a relationship

   i hate it when you go to a vuvuzela concert and people start playing soccer

   who ever said "the freaks come out at night" has obviously never been to Walmart during the day

   i hate people who take drugs, customs and police for example

   you know why some people always run their mouths??..because talk is cheap and for some, it's all they can afford