brent Funny Status Messages

   Rebecca Black's fame only lasted 2 Friday's

   Kevin Durant, it is time to take your backpack and go home!

   A woman is suing Chuck E Cheese because it leads to "compulsive gambling". That is like suing Walmart for "compulsive uglyness".

   They tried to make me go to rapture and I said no, no, no.

   Macho Man died today. He is survived by his wife and their one son Koolaid Man.

   Just call me angel of the morning angel, just touch my cheek before you leave me

   I have beaten so many Japanese people tonight on Mario Kart Wii that they are going to start referring to me as Godzilla

   What the hell are chocolate diamonds good for if I can't eat them?

   "I should of gotten an A in English class". No, you shouldn't HAVE

   I hate when I have a dream about fighting someone and then waking up and being pissed at them for no good reason