bijoux Funny Status Messages

   I'm tired of chasing my dreams...gonna jus ask them where they're going and meet them there later.

   EX: "You'll never find anyone like me." ME: "That's the point stupid!"

   Daughter - IPod. Son - IPhone. Mom - iPad. Dad - I Pay.-_-

   Trust Is Like An Eraser It Gets Smaller&&Smaller After Every Mistake!!!

   How do you tell a girl you like her? Break into her house and write it on the walls in your own blood. Like any normal person would.

   why does LIFE keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?

   LIFE is the art of drawing...WITHOUT an eraser

   Fake: it's the latest trend, and everyone seems to be in style.

   Wife says to husband: "u make love like you decorate." Husband: "How, very slow and like a professional?" Wife:" Nope, I always have to finish the job myself."

   I'm never disappointed. everything happens for a reason. I jus get pissed waiting to see what dat reason was exactly.