anonymous Funny Status Messages

   why did the chicken cross the road? because it went to the chicken

   Martial law is coming. Fight for your freedom. Fight for the right to live. Stop the New World Order.

   going to the dark side they have cookies

   what? sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of me not giving a f***.

   It's bad enough that my dog picked one of the most congested streets to take a sh*t, but he had to do it in the middle of the sidewalk while people stared. Psh, puppies.

   I have to admit, I am a Creationist- I believe God was created by man.

   Does anyone find themselves singing hollaback girl anytime they need to spell the word bananas?

   For Sale: 24 pedigree pigeons, call 0161 123 1234 and ask for Tyrone......

   wondering what they are saying behind my back

   Sometimes I go down to the Home Depot and pick up day laborers in my truck just to have people to drink with. Hop in, amigos. It's Miller time.