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   If you can remain calm, you don't have all the facts.

   When you are not looking at it, this sentence is in Spanish.

   Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

   Insanity is hereditary ... you get it from your kids.

   I'm not breaking the rules ... I'm just testing their elasticity.

   Beware! I'm armed and have pre-menstrual tension!

   law of averages:The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.

   All syllogisms have three parts, therefore this is not a syllogism.

   stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

   what are the bumps around a womans nipples for?it's braille for "suck here"