YODA Funny Status Messages

   This recipe calls for leftover bacon… Might as well be asking for dragon tenderloin or Bigfoot steaks… jest sayin

   After 40 years of marriage will gay guys call their spouse the old balls and chain?

   I hate it when TV shows say "Adult Content" but then don't show anyone going to work, paying their bills or cleaning up after the kids... jest sayin

   Shout out to the person Who is the first to say they’re going home and breaks the seal for the rest of the guests to be like “Gyess we will head out also” Jest sayin

   In other news… Elon musk is now going to also buy McDonald’s so he can fix all the ice cream machines

   Whatever life throws at you, duck and let it hit someone else!

   Today I identify as someone on welfare, so I don't have to go to work right?

   Today's yoga position is called "the underpaid employee"... It involves bending over and kissing ass at the same time.

   Sure, I'll show up at your vegetarian Halloween Party... I'll be coming as the invisible man....

   "Reverse cowgirl"… So you don't have to experience morning breath