XBbios Funny Status Messages

   My imaginary friend is bullying me !! (o.0)

   I drove so bad today that the voice from sat-nav said " pull over I want to get off"

   How do we know who really won the Chinese Civil War?

   I've got tickets to see that new Irish rapper. Jay Zus

   People told me I need to go out more often!But the true is I need to shut up more often !

   The hurricane Sandy is Not available in your country ! We are sorry for the inconvenience.

   Oh ! The first page popped up when I typed "childbirth " on Google was "durex"!!!

   I am dreaming to became rich...just like my father..."is your father rich?" ...no! he is dreaming too

   I had to fill in some online forms and when I typed in my date of birth out of the sudden al the "meet hot single in your area " changed to " Mature Dating " (",)

   condoms please; --need a bag?; --no need, this time she's not that ugly