Wayneh Funny Status Messages

   Let us all heed Vanilla Ice's advice on a day like this......"Word to your mother"

   I think I will dye some Easter eggs white this year

   Dale Jr won.....there hasnt been this much excitement in the trailer park since number 9's meth lab blew up

   Oh Lawd, this woman in Wal Mart has a box of tampns and bottle of Midol in her.....Please everyone stay out of her way!

   If I want to give someone a bottle of Scope for Christmas.....Would that be rude

   I would watch the movie Lovelace .......but I know it would suck

   If Jesus is the reason for the season.......why is the church parking lot empty and Wal Marts is full?

   Miley Cyrus puts the Ho in hottie

   Knock knock...... Who's there? A lawyer who should not do jokes at a murder trial.

   You know what will be funny....If an illegal alien was thePowerball winner in Arizona