Trickz100 Funny Status Messages

   Education is important, but opening the pubs is importanter.

   I'm pretty sure the hotel receptionist was checking me out!

   Some guy knocked on my door earlier today and said, "I have a parcel for your next door neighbour." I replied, "You've got the wrong house then mate."

   "You the bomb" "No, you the bomb" - A compliment in America. An argument in the middle east.

   I took my ex out last night, it only took one punch! :)

   Why is it whenever I open a can of evaporated milk, it's still there?

   I booked a nice table for two, then she tells me she doesn't like snooker, wtf?

   According to my Nike Fuelband, I've just masturbated for 4 miles.

   12.12.12 - It's a good day to test a microphone :)

   Lazy Fact #12983789127489: You were too lazy to read that number .