Tabu Funny Status Messages

   Finally shaved my legs...donated it to Locks of Love

   Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your head...no one wants to hear about your workout

   Penny for your thoughts...five bucks if they're dirty..

   I'm not even sure how many problems I have...because math is one of them..

   Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?" but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

   I hate when people come over and they're like "Do you have a bathroom?" No...we sh1t in the yard!