TC Funny Status Messages

   Even if they don't win any medals, at least Team USA can be guaranteed victory in future ugly sweater contests.

   I think I will stick to my old fashioned pepper shaker... This new pepper spray tastes terrible on my potatoes...

   For me to go insane would be such a slight change that I don't think anybody would notice...

   OK...it is very important that when it is time to set your clocks ahead to make sure someone didn't already do it before you got there...it's been a long day already

   Instead of turning my clock ahead an hour tonight... I'm gonna turn my clock ahead about 6 hours. I will wake up feeling refreshed thinking I slept in late but still will have a full day ahead of me... WINNING!!!!

   Those who do not understand me fear me. Those who do understand me fear for themselves...lol

   Ok... the first little fat flying dude that comes near me with a bow and arrow is gonna get smacked with a fly swatter...

   I get distracted by all the meats in the deli section, must be my short attention spam.

   I think the grammatically correct way to describe my current Christmas disposition would have to be "present tense".

   thankful for everyone celebrating Thanksgiving...to only true American Christian holiday. God bless you all!