StatusPirate Funny Status Messages

   I had phone sex last night. Had to get the morning after bill.

   Wondering if there will be an 'End of the World Sale'

   I can't believe that it's the year 2012, and I still have to bend down to pick stuff up.

   My 2 year old is going through a phase where she screams out what she is about to do before she does it. I had to explain to her that only adults on social networking sites were allowed to do that. :)

   My boyfriend yawned during sex, but I really have to blame the dog watching us because he yawned first.

   Naps are for old people. I was taking a horizontal life pause. :)

   Turn that baby's cry into a jazzy tune by putting a harmonica in it's mouth!