Sorrel Funny Status Messages

   I have curves and i'm not afraid to use them.!!!

   Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't have to match and boys had cooties.!!!!

   One of the hardest things in life to learn, is which bridge to cross and which to burn.!!!

   ■Women are angels, and when someone breaks their wings, they continue to fly…on a broomstick. They're flexible that way. ツ

   Let your smile change the world, but dont let the world change your smile

   Don't worry about biting off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger than you think. ツ

   Friends are like condoms: They protect you when things get hard.