SKP Funny Status Messages

   This Christmas I'm gonna party like it's $19.99.....

   I'm sorry, did someone say something about global warming? Let me remove my 3 extra layers of clothes, hat, gloves, scarf, longjohns, and earmuffs, and get comfortable under my electric blanket and then you can tell me about it.

   Friends don't let friends wear mullets.

   I can't stand it when someone use's an apostrophe "s" to make a word plural. It drive's me nut's!

   "Just gonna stand there and watch me burn" - my dinner.

   Gonna make a milkshake to see if it'll bring all the boys to my yard.....I need one to pull up the weeds.