SH Funny Status Messages

   says the scariest thing in the world is to know what a cat is thinking when it stares at you

   says he is not the only one that yawns with a HE-MAN/Popeye pose at work; every guy does

   thinks whoever invented new year resolutions would have sworn every year that he wished he hadn't...

   I'm pretty damn sure me wife is in the 33% of the married women who claim their pets are better listeners than their husbands - last night I saw the cat desparately going through my draw, may be trying to find my noise cancellation headphones !!!

   busy writing a note to self: DO NOT PUNCH IN THE FACE (AGAIN) the dude sitting in the next cubicle no matter how annoying his vacation tale is !!!

   how about you jump from cloud 9 to 1, that way you can see my middle finger better !

   wonders why people say "that sucks" for bad things; clearly they haven't had any experience that relates to the second word within quotes

   effective way of getting back at someone is to ask them a yes or no question like this - "Have you stopped putting your head up ur a$$ these days ?"