Remy Funny Status Messages

   So Walmart securty didn’t see this Mofo coming in from the parking lot with a Ak-47 ? But they wanna see a receipt for some water!

   The Lion King is the best way that people from Michigan can see a group of Lions come together and win

   Awkward moment when you just wanted a sugar daddy but becomes the First Lady of America!

   Rip to the driver that died with Paul Walker that no once cares about because he wasn't famous,

   If weed is ever legalized, I cant wait to see the commercials.

   Egyptians Gone Wild

   My niece asked me, who is that ugly girl on American Idol? I said her name is Steven Tyler

   Kate Gosselin had a garage sale , she did good.... she has 3 kids left.

   How come everyone post their problems when 2:00am comes, but nobody post how horny they are.

   Sleeping is putting a restraining order against me, I have to pay for my dreams support.