RLL Funny Status Messages

   Common divorce : $10,000-$30,000, Box of 22 shells $7.28, You do the math...

   I have my standards. They may be low, but I have them.

   The main trouble with mental notes is, the ink fades so fast.

   Any intelligent man who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.

   Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

   It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

   Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.

   Micheal Jackson was as straight as curly fries.....

   As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point up

   Definition of a teenager? God's punishment...for enjoying sex.