Pete Funny Status Messages

   "If I could take just one thing to a desert island I probably wouldn't go"

   "What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter"

   thankful Sandy decided to help out with the yardwork and blow my leaf piles down the road!

   Its one of those «Depends» mornings.... That's where you have to pee real bad and don't want to get out of bed. But if you had «Depends» on you probably wouldnt;;;;;;;