Ortega Funny Status Messages

   My "check engine" light came on while driving this morning, I looked and the engine is still there...silly light.

   Nicki Minaj looks like an unlocked character that you get on the last level of Mortal Kombat.

   I hate when college professors make you introduce yourself to the entire class.

   why am I doing homework?? the world ends in 40 days

   I wish I could go back in time and meet the teenage versions of my parents.