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   messageicon Nicki Minaj looks like an unlocked character that you get on the last level of Mortal Kombat.
←Rate | 12-30-2012 15:28 by Ortega Comments (0)  

   messageicon My "check engine" light came on while driving this morning, I looked and the engine is still there...silly light.
←Rate | 01-16-2013 16:32 by Ortega Comments (0)  

   messageicon why am I doing homework?? the world ends in 40 days
←Rate | 11-11-2012 20:12 by Ortega Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wish I could go back in time and meet the teenage versions of my parents.
←Rate | 11-11-2012 00:11 by Ortega Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate when college professors make you introduce yourself to the entire class.
←Rate | 12-21-2012 12:26 by Ortega Comments (0)  


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