Onecuwldood Funny Status Messages

   I'm "it's 8:30 and you want to start a movie this late?" years old.

   I don't care what people say, Little Bunny Foo Foo was a bully to field mice!!!

   My wife has always wanted me to learn to dance. I think I'll learn twerking...

   If these walls could talk, I'd move out because having talking walls would a little freaky...

   Red wine goes with meatloaf, right?

   Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

   The current administration is finally getting through to people. I can not count how many people I saw going "Green" yesterday! These are truly exciting days!!!

   Well, it's easy to tell I'm married. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my facebook status...

   I wear glasses because I like to dramatically remove them to display anger. It was awkward doing that with contact lens...

   It's official, I'm not gonna remember unless there's a Facebook event for it...