Nomalungelo Funny Status Messages

   You know you're talented when you can untangle your headphones in the dark

   I love it when I drop my iPod and my headphones save it's life!

   The feelings I used to get when I was in relationships at age 13 were the best, now they're just dreadful

   Its funny how parents say its their house but when its time to clean it magically becomes my house too

   I can choose to let it define me, confine me, refine me, outshine me or I can choose to move the f*ck on and leave it behind me.

   Damaged people are dangerous because they know they can survive

   The heart is a msucle. What do muscles do when they are torn? Brow back stronger

   I want to say I deserve better and mean it. I want to say I give up and believe it. I want to say I'm moving on and do it.

   You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something in your life

   Sometimes I wish I could go back to the days when I was six and my biggest problem was what kind of dress to put on my Barbie's or whether or not I had enough Lego's to build a fort