MustangDru Funny Status Messages

   I wonder if anyone's kids had their first day of school today?

   I wonder if Kanye West's baby cries in autotune...

   Ps4 $399 xbox $499 ....... I think I hear Microsofts sobs from here.

   The Mayans were so incorrect that... Obama just won their electoral votes.

   I'm glad the real referees are back... my fantasy ref team has really suffered.

   Why take Davy Jones?? Peter Tork would have been a much better Monkee choice.

   If it's true that opposites attract, I should be looking for someone that's fat, ugly and stupid.

   How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains?

   Terrell Owens held a work out for NFL teams today,was televised by ESPN &the NFL Network.problem was no NFL teams actually showed.Reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite when Uncle Rico is videotaping himself playing football.How much you w

   if I was any more fun I'd be boobs and bubble wrap