MrSharp Funny Status Messages

   I spent a year once in a two week lockdown to flatten the curve...

   When they washed your brain did they press it after words?

   Ferris Bueller did more in one day than I’ve done this year...

   Oh baby, I can't wait to get you alone and see what you look like without a mask

   If you don't think this quarantine has changed people, I just want to point out that it turned Jake from State Farm black...

   Bill Gates is telling everyone what to do about the virus but he can't even stop windows from getting a virus...

   Just checked my Farmville for the first time in 8 years... Squatters built a meth lab in the barn

   I'd like to put out an Amber alert for common sense...

   The first guy who bought pants had to go to the store without pants on, that's just science....

   To find out your dolphin name, lick your finger tips and rub a balloon...