MiMisHouse Funny Status Messages

   If it has yellow and black stripes, I run the other way, fast!

   What kind of idiot would think ingesting disinfectant would kill coronavirus? Everyone knows if you buy tons of toilet paper, you're protected from ever getting it, to begin with!

   Stocked up on the Merlot and chocolate. Bring the 3 week corona quarantine!

   No, I didn't gain weight over the holidays....I'm just retaining Christmas cookies, that's all....

   If you say the word "Rum-balls" without rolling the R...are you even pronouncing it correctly?

   If your grandma got run over by a reindeer, you may be entitled to compensation...Cal 1800 HURT HAHA!

   You can tell the age of an artificial Christmas Tree by the lines of tape wrapped around the box it's stored in.

   Remember children, the best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.

   It's a good thing that not everyone owns a smartphone..Someone has to HONK when the light turns green.

   The probability of someone looking at you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.