Mandy Funny Status Messages

   It's funny how guys are always looking for a Barbie, when most of them aren't Kens themselves.

   A man's idea of helping with the housework is lifting his legs so you can vacuum...

   A chinese couple had a black baby guess what they named him? Sum ting wong

   The sexual position, more commonly known as 69 will now be known as 96. Due to the economy, it now costs more to eat out than it use to.

   I began to slip while going to my car but turned it into a fantastic Moonwalk instead...man I got skills!

   There needs to be free birth control handed out at welfare offices...agreed??

   Today my allergies came up to me, punched me in the face and said "Hi B%tch! Miss Me?"