Malichai Funny Status Messages

   after what ive seen so far, its obvious which team took sdvsntage of their state's weed benefits.

   SITTING at a stop light and had a group of cute ladies stop next to me and wave. I smiled and waved back, only to soon realize they were waving at the guys in the Camero on my right. Felt like high school all over again...

   WHY do men cheat? Seriously... One woman is expensive enough!

   BIDEN'S laugh is scaring me... and the inner boy within me keeps screaming "I need an adult."

   NOTICE: "Flirt Detection" FB Timeline Monitor has detected your significant other commenting a restricted user's picture. Do you wish to end the relationship? [Yes/No]. [Yes] Relationship ended. User has been submitted to FB Cheaters archives.

   STARTING a new company, "Skydiving For Pedophiles." Participants must pay in advance. Cash only.

   They say that the odds of the satellite hitting a human is HIGHER than winning the lottery... So what are the odds of winning the lotto, then walking outside and being hit by the satellite?

   IF MYSPACE and FACEBOOK have taught me anything... It's that when I become rich and famous, dont let ANYONE touch whatever it was that brought me to that point.

   I hope hurricane Irene takes care of "Jersey Shore"... Permanently!