Lozo Funny Status Messages

   If a red headed man works at a bakery, Does that make him a gingerbread man?

   I almost tripped over a Parking stop and a little old lady says "Do you want my cane?" Very funny old lady.

   A cat falls in a pool and a rooster laughs. Moral of the story...A wet pu$$y makes a c0ck happy..

   My sleep number is 2...bong rips

   Driving on the highway a guy walking on the side of the road gave me a thumbs up I guess he liked my car.

   Face your problems,Don't Facebook them!

   Did anyone else get prompted for payment for facebook?

   The akward moment when you say n!gga in front of a black person

   What's the objective for Jewish football......To get the quarterback!

   My sleep number is a fat blunt