Lonnie Funny Status Messages

   If $1200 was crumbs. What is $600 a bite

   Maybe the Pandemic Shutdown of 2020 was organized by Keyser Soze

   Does anyone know if we have any wiggle room when it comes to the 6ft distances rule?

   I gotta stop taking that Ambian for sleep. When I went to sleep we all agreed that Segregation was wrong. I woke up this morning and it’s ok again? What did I miss

   If the fine for not wearing a mask is $100 for the first time. Does anyone know where I can get a season pass?

   Hypocrisy seldom gets the contempt that it deserves

   Does anyone know if Santa will be sending out a progress report?

   They need to change all of the street signs on my street. It seems that stop, yield and speed limits have no effect. They should change them to “safe Drivers save 40%

   Breaking News Adam Schiff has proof that one of Donald Trumps kids is the missing Lindbergh baby

   Let me get this straight. I should wear a mask, gloves, sunglasses and a hat. That sounds more like a disguise to me