Jmigas Funny Status Messages

   when alcohol does its taxes it claims me as its dependant

   and with the first pick of the 2011 Rapture Draft... God selects Randy "Macho Man" Savage

   the dance floor is a priviledge not a right

   you can add "Found and killed Bin Laden" to the list of things that have happened since the Cubs last won the World Series!!!

   When will it be socially acceptable to drink queso from a straw?

   making a Thanksgiving mix Tape

   As God is my witness, I thought Turkeys could fly!!!!

   doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he has the Dos Equis Guy serve it to him in a dress

   Milestone Alert: This is my 100th Post From a toilet....I'd like to thank the fine people from Mcdonalds for making this post possible!!!

   Watching Phoebe Cates exiting the pool for the 1,000,000,000 time!!!