JRF Funny Status Messages

   Well, I guess Twinkies don't last forever.

   The epicenter of the quake has been pin-pointed to a graveyard outside of DC, where all of our Founding Fathers had rolled over in their graves.

   Happy Cinco de Mayonnaise!

   Listening to Obama is like experiencing Deja Moo. You feel as if you've heard this bull before.

   ‎"Hello? George? This is Barack. I need to talk to you about Libya..."

   If you're not wearing green right now, shuffle your feet on the carpet and touch the screen to receive your "virtual pinch".

   Grammar are our friend.

   OMG! It's so cold I think I have ovaries now!!

   I know you people can't think everyone that messages you is a bouquet of roses. C'mon...tell people what you REALLY think of them. THAT would be more interesting to read!

   There is talk of the Royal Wedding being broadcast in 3D. The United Kingdom should start preparing the world now for Charles's ears.