JEMAVA Funny Status Messages

   I would like to thank Benny Hill for turning me on to British humor and all natural Breast when I was a kid... Still funny and still awesome!!!

   I'm so going to Hell now! ..... The good news is I'll see a lot of familiar faces... I CALL SHOTGUN!!

   What does it mean when your lady wears a Cleveland Browns jersey to bed.......U aint gonna score!

   In a PBS world with a HBO mind...

   A wise man washes his hands after he pees...... A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands.

   Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits!!

   a W.T.F. Moment!... If fast food is so unhealthy then why is McDonald's the sponsor of the Olympics???

   Pull my finger... THEN RUN LIKE HELL!!

   Friday is like a bra... You did your job all week, now it's time to take it off!... anyone need a hand??