Heather25 Funny Status Messages

   Confucius Say...Women who wear Wonderbra make mountains out of molehills.

   I think I am going to make my own beer. I'll call it Responsibly, that way competitors will do all my advertising. Please drink Responsibly!

   Does not set out to shock or offend anyone, but also does not do anything to prevent it.

   When your ex says: "You'll never find someone like me" you are supposed to turn around and say: "God I sure hope not!!"

   Why do people ask "What were you thinking?" OBVIOUSLY, I thought I was going to get AWAY with it!

   Thinks given the choice between Parkinson's and Alzheimer's, I would prefer Parkinson's. I would rather spill a little beer rather than forget where I put it.

   who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning newspaper??

   thinks that if you see someone healthy parking in a handicapped zone, when they exit their car, you should be able to make an honest person out of them!

   So tell me, how DO you keep up with all your lies?

   I dare you to walk into the cookie factory and say "Hi I'm here to apply for the fudge packer position".