HAMMER Funny Status Messages

   It is supposed to snow on the 4th of July but it will be in the form of rain.

   Somebody just told me "an apple a day keeps the doctor away"..so I asked him "how many apples does it take to keep YOU away?"

   I hope somebody shoots Tupac's hologram!

   Time magazine just released this year 100 most influential people...How can Samuel Adams not make this list?...I'm under his influence everytime I leave a Bar.

   fool me once shame on you..fool me twice Go F**K yourself!