George Funny Status Messages

   typos don't bother me, they're honest mistakes. What bothers me are illiterates; people who don't know how to speak or spell.

   it's funnier in its original form, "Happy as a puppy with two peters".

   If you don't believe we're degenerating into a world of illiterates, just read a few pages of this board.

   I was going to complain about my headache then I remembered JFK

   thinks you have been single too long when lubraderm sends you a Valentines card.

   The Makers of K-2 has just come out with another break through synthetic, called J-2. Its Synthetic Jesus in incense form. No need to go to church now, you are automatically saved from hell fire and damnation! Side effects may include speaking in tongues.

   "if your a Vin Diesel fan, in all fairness you should not be reading his status. You should be home coloring."

   figured out that plastic surgery allows women to make their outer appearance resemble their inner appearance -- fake.