Fuktard Funny Status Messages

   So what do you get when you spell strap-on backwards?

   Just attended a concert headlined by the band Disturbed. Evidently everyone in the mosh pit has been infected with COVID 19 - they're all Down With The Sickness!!!

   I kept dreaming about mufflers all night long mufflers, mufflers, and more mufflers. I woke up exhausted.

   It used to be a sign that you were low on money when you took all of your loose change into the store. Today, because of a national coin shortage, I kinda felt like I was flaunting my wealth.