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   messageicon It used to be a sign that you were low on money when you took all of your loose change into the store. Today, because of a national coin shortage, I kinda felt like I was flaunting my wealth.
←Rate | 09-25-2020 09:51 by Fuktard Comments (0)  


   messageicon I kept dreaming about mufflers all night long mufflers, mufflers, and more mufflers. I woke up exhausted.
←Rate | 09-25-2020 10:04 by Fuktard Comments (0)  


   messageicon So what do you get when you spell strap-on backwards?
←Rate | 09-25-2020 10:28 by Fuktard Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just attended a concert headlined by the band Disturbed. Evidently everyone in the mosh pit has been infected with COVID 19 - they're all Down With The Sickness!!!
←Rate | 09-25-2020 10:11 by Fuktard Comments (0)  



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