Dfotravels Funny Status Messages

   ...it's so cold out, I just Googled, "how to induce menopause"...

   ...I can't believe we haven't heard anything else from Michael Douglas. I guess the cat's got his tongue...

   ...can't believe how less sophisticated and superstitious the people of Egypt seem like on tv. I mean it's ridiculous!! Hey, did anyone see whether the ground hog saw his shadow today??....

   ...just heard that Britney told E! that Paris doesn't have a problem with drugs. isn't that like asking Chester Cheetah if the Cookie Monster has a problem with carbs...

   ‎...just heard that angered by today's Federal indictment for lying to Congress about his use of steroids and human growth hormones, Roger Clemens threw a car at reporters...

   ...is about as useful today as an appendix transplant...

   ...wondering why the police never send out any "feline units"...

   ...is hoping that Mel Gibson and Lindsay Lohan find each other...

   ...Today's Random English Tip: Remember, it's 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser, where it's 'e' before 'i', and then several 'p's afterward...

   ...just heard that the Jackson family has asked, In honor of the 1-year anniversary of the death of Michael Jackson, that all child actors wear their pants at "half-staff" today...