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   messageicon ...reminds you that today is Administrative Professionals Day and Hump Day, but it is NOT Hump Your Administrative Assistant Day...
←Rate | 04-21-2010 11:01 by dfotravels Comments (0)  


   messageicon says Happy Friday @ 5:00 pm! If an ice cold, tall, 22 ounce Miller Lite is wrong, I dont wanna be right...
←Rate | 04-30-2010 17:09 by dfotravels Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎...just heard that angered by today's Federal indictment for lying to Congress about his use of steroids and human growth hormones, Roger Clemens threw a car at reporters...
←Rate | 08-19-2010 16:37 by dfotravels Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...just heard that Britney told E! that Paris doesn't have a problem with drugs. isn't that like asking Chester Cheetah if the Cookie Monster has a problem with carbs...
←Rate | 09-08-2010 21:51 by dfotravels Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...just heard that the Jackson family has asked, In honor of the 1-year anniversary of the death of Michael Jackson, that all child actors wear their pants at "half-staff" today...
←Rate | 06-25-2010 10:12 by dfotravels Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...didn't even know that Lindsay Lohan was addicted to milk. I thought it was crack...
←Rate | 03-10-2010 12:30 by dfotravels Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishing everyone a "Happy Earth Day", and is reminding you to keep our planet clean, it's not Uranis..
←Rate | 04-22-2010 10:53 by dfotravels Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...is hoping that Mel Gibson and Lindsay Lohan find each other...
←Rate | 07-13-2010 09:58 by dfotravels Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...is about as useful today as an appendix transplant...
←Rate | 07-23-2010 09:37 by dfotravels Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...can't believe how less sophisticated and superstitious the people of Egypt seem like on tv. I mean it's ridiculous!! Hey, did anyone see whether the ground hog saw his shadow today??....
←Rate | 02-02-2011 20:57 by dfotravels Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...Today's Random English Tip: Remember, it's 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser, where it's 'e' before 'i', and then several 'p's afterward...
←Rate | 06-29-2010 21:37 by dfotravels Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...wondering why the police never send out any "feline units"...
←Rate | 07-23-2010 09:36 by dfotravels Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...is wondering if some other horse went all "Tonya Harding" on former Derby favorite Eskendereya... 
←Rate | 04-26-2010 09:02 by dfotravels Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...it's so cold out, I just Googled, "how to induce menopause"...
←Rate | 01-07-2014 13:01 by dfotravels Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...is upset about all of these celebrity deaths. First, Rue McClanahan, then, Gary Coleman, and now, Jimmy Dean. I guess you could summarize it as the loss of "sex, drugs, and sausage rolls"....
←Rate | 06-14-2010 11:39 by dfotravels Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if pediatricians and children's dentists play miniature golf on Wednesdays...
←Rate | 04-28-2010 18:12 by dfotravels Comments (0)  


   messageicon upset about all of these celebrity deaths. First, Rue McClanahan, then, Gary Coleman, and now, Jimmy Dean. I guess you could summarize it as the loss of "sex, drugs, and sausage rolls"...
←Rate | 06-14-2010 12:46 by dfotravels Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...I can't believe we haven't heard anything else from Michael Douglas. I guess the cat's got his tongue...
←Rate | 06-04-2013 16:18 by Dfotravels Comments (0)  


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