Darkharbinger Funny Status Messages

   I wonder what my toothpaste meant by 'extra sensitive.' Turns out it doesn't like when I use other toothpastes.

   That moment when you realize that 1935 - 1980 is as far as 1980 -2025

   I remember when you all were funny.

   "I used to think that my life was a cringe compilation, but now, I realize it's a try not to laugh challenge."

   Most of you are 10s because of inflation.

   I am only the bigger person in an argument because I am fat, remember that

   For those of you that watched the debate, I basically did the same thing, only when I was done picking my nose, I had something to show for it

   How come kindness was never an option in Clue

   Her: pour some sugar on me Me: but there are bees out though

   I have to make it to heaven, I want to see Circuit City and Blockbuster again.