Dany6814 Funny Status Messages

   A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

   Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?

   If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

   Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

   If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember... you can always change your birthday on Facebook