Danny Funny Status Messages

   Only 20 Java updates since yesterday??

   The winter days I have to open the car doors with crowbar is the best.

   The best thing about Youtube videos is when they have managed to keep the good VHS quality.

   Wow, you're sweet in long distance! Maybe a long distance relationship could work.

   "Continental Breakfast". What is continental with jam, bread and coffee/tea?

   If you play Justin Bieber backwards you get hidden messages from the devil himself to pull yourself together and listen to something else.

   I think stuffed animals have learned their lesson.

   When I say, "No problem," I mean, "YOU REMEMBER THIS FAVOUR FOREVER."

   has forgotten which sock goes on which foot

   Face it. Tomboys are the sexiest damn girls you'll EVER see.