Craneman Funny Status Messages

   I thought gold medal women's rowing was what happens outside pubs across Britain every Saturday night....

   hvng n nxpctd vwl mvmnt aiaueeeoeoee...

   I really thought my missus was joking when she said Davy Jones had died. Then I saw her face......... now I'm a believer.......

   after dinner I like to sit in the garden in my underwear and smoke a cigarette.....but apparently that's not done at this hotel....

   Quitting Facebook over privacy is like moving out of your house because you can't be bothered to lock the door....

   You know you're getting old if you look at an iPad and think "doesn't that look like an Etch-a-Sketch?"

   awake ❒ asleep ❒ concious but hung over ✔

   walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64k,128k,256k,512k and 1mb. That was a trip down memory lane

   Shh! You never know who's listening....(although if you have a wireless microphone from a tv news station clipped to you, you should at least suspect that someone's listening)

   Got up this morning and thought 'it looks nice out'....so I'll leave it out.